SINGLE REVIEW: Bog Witch - Toned Inner Thighs
Bog Witch—aka Wendy DuMond—brings vintage pop sensibility and art-rock charisma to ‘Toned Inner Thighs’, a track that takes on beauty standards with wit, charm, and a whole lot of groove. Addressing the absurdity of the thigh gap myth, the song turns the whole conversation on its head, flipping the script in favour of self-acceptance with a playful yet pointed attitude.
The funk-infused beat keeps things slick and infectious, while the wind section adds a captivating flourish, giving the track an extra layer of theatricality. There’s a certain showgirl energy at play here, a tongue-in-cheek confidence that makes it all the more compelling. DuMond’s vocals are seductive yet blase, carrying a distinctive attitude that perfectly complements the song’s message—self-assured, self-aware, and completely unfazed by outdated beauty ideals.
Blending indie rock with pop elements and a free-spirited energy, ‘Toned Inner Thighs’ is a fun, refreshing, and undeniably relatable track. It doesn’t take itself too seriously, yet the message is clear: perfection is overrated, and confidence is everything.
